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Fri Mar 28
A fortieth birthday is the official commencement of middle age, even though most Americans don’t make it all the way to 80.

I imagine this is somehow intended to be encouraging? But really, how much credence can I put in an article that suggests that I should, as a way to celebrate, “Expose the wizard” (number 6)?

Anyway. Happy Birthday to me. Forty years ago this morning the world was blessed with my presence. But please, at least in my name, don’t expose the wizard. 

How to Celebrate a Fortieth Birthday - wikiHow