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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
“She’s been on the toilet for two years now.
“You know, at 2 weeks, I thought it was kinda cute. At 6 months, I thought it was sweet. A year ago, I would’ve said she’s just quirky. Hell, 4 months ago, I thought maybe she was writing a novel.
“But, y’know, it’s been two years. So yeah. I think there’s something wrong with her.”
My god, this takes the cake.
“”She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.”
David Z enlivened the story with this scenario. Needs no further elaboration.
“Hi, police? Yeah. I think there’s something wrong with my girlfriend…“She’s been on the toilet for two years now.
“You know, at 2 weeks, I thought it was kinda cute. At 6 months, I thought it was sweet. A year ago, I would’ve said she’s just quirky. Hell, 4 months ago, I thought maybe she was writing a novel.
“But, y’know, it’s been two years. So yeah. I think there’s something wrong with her.”