Barbotian Ocean 2.0

Some kind of a collection of random crap
Sun Mar 23

Constant, dizzying, 24-hour, year-long endless football, every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably! Watch it all, all here, all the time, forever, it will never stop … the football is officially going on forever!

Watch That Mitchell and Webb Look

Wed Mar 12
Tue Mar 11
OK, sorry, but I just couldn’t resist: Eliot Spitzer’s “contrition face” just looks too dangerously like a gurner. The more I looked at his mug on the front of today’s Post over dinner, the more it struck me as absolutely bizarre that an adult human - not to mention the Governor of New York - would dare pull such a face in public. In private, even. Hell, if you’re the Governor of New York, should you ever pull such a mug? Am I wrong?
AM New York has a clever gallery on the topic; seems Gov. Spitzer is probably just aping his heroes, Bill Clinton and Larry Craig …
via media3.washingtonpost.com
OK, sorry, but I just couldn’t resist: Eliot Spitzer’s “contrition face” just looks too dangerously like a gurner. The more I looked at his mug on the front of today’s Post over dinner, the more it struck me as absolutely bizarre that an adult human - not to mention the Governor of New York - would dare pull such a face in public. In private, even. Hell, if you’re the Governor of New York, should you ever pull such a mug? Am I wrong?

AM New York has a clever gallery on the topic; seems Gov. Spitzer is probably just aping his heroes, Bill Clinton and Larry Craig …

via media3.washingtonpost.com

Mon Mar 10
The last post was, shall we say, “heavy.” This post can therefore be, shall we say, “lite.” Enjoy; at least, if you are a Paul Simon fan or are feeling “ironical.”
via BoyShapedBox 

The last post was, shall we say, “heavy.” This post can therefore be, shall we say, “lite.” Enjoy; at least, if you are a Paul Simon fan or are feeling “ironical.”

via BoyShapedBox 

Wed Mar 5
And during the course of that sermon, I was introduced to someone named Jesus Christ. I learned that my sins could be redeemed and that if I placed my trust in Christ, He could set me on the path to eternal life.

No, NOT Mike Huckabee. That would be too easy. Not even Hillary Clinton, whose husband’s history of trying to God-ify the White House is lengthy and well documented. No, this little nugget came from none other than Barack Obama. 

Jacques Berlinerbrau, of Georgetown’s Foreign Service school, makes some interesting points about how liberal secularists - myself included - seem to set a double standard with our candidates. Religious orthodoxy is scorned by secularists when it comes from the usual suspects (Evangelicals, Republicans, Catholics), but is at best, brushed off or even conveniently ignored when it comes from “one of ours.” 

Seeing a quote like this doesn’t make me dislike Obama - he, like every last man, woman, and child in this country is entitled to his faith, his opinion, and his right to speak it aloud. It does, however, make me further dislike that this country seems unable to accept a political candidate that doesn’t take his or her turn pounding the Bible. 

Will we ever get over ourselves long enough to elect a legitimate secularist, an agnostic, or - heaven forfend - a bona fide atheist? Somehow I doubt it. Despite the lip service public servants, both liberals and conservatives alike, pay to obeisance to the constitution and the First Amendment’s prohibition against the establishment of a state religion, it remains unacceptable for politicians to be anything other than “people of faith” (preferably Christian). Or at least, “people who use their position as candidates to broadcast at least the appearance of piety.” Disappointing? Yes. Change my vote? No.

On Faith: Georgetown Blog

Tue Mar 4
Tom Spina has a way with, uh, things. That is indeed Han Solo in carbonite. How could you not love this? 
via www.tomspinadesigns.com

Tom Spina has a way with, uh, things. That is indeed Han Solo in carbonite. How could you not love this? 

via www.tomspinadesigns.com

Mon Mar 3
The poster is cute, but the article is well-considered and worth reading (I guess, if you’re a fan … if not, skip this post, you just won’t understand). This coming from a guy who, despite owning the box set, still hasn’t seen the Strangers With Candy movie. Which, sadly, reportedly wasn’t very good. Might AD be spared this same fate?
 via www.filmschoolrejects.com

The poster is cute, but the article is well-considered and worth reading (I guess, if you’re a fan … if not, skip this post, you just won’t understand). This coming from a guy who, despite owning the box set, still hasn’t seen the Strangers With Candy movie. Which, sadly, reportedly wasn’t very good. Might AD be spared this same fate?

via www.filmschoolrejects.com

Sun Mar 2

I like the Meth Minute … I don’t always love the Meth Minute, but there are moments - like the last “Steely Dan” seconds of this one, and the “Gordon the Gorilla” song - that verge on love. See what you think. Oh, and yes, this is what I do on vacation. 

For Kids! - The Meth Minute 39. Funny Cool Online Cartoons! | The Meth Minute 39

Tue Feb 26
lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druidI am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.

Location: the lair (mission)
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

best of craigslist : lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid
Sat Feb 23
OK, so when “BarackObamaIsYourNewBicycle” makes it into the Post style section, I have already missed the “blogs are the wicked edge of the Revolution and aren’t I clever for being the first kid on the block to know it!” boat. So I was pleased to discover (perhaps to the chagrin of Hillary fans, like my wife and mother-in-law) that there’s a Hillary version up at HillaryIsMomJeans.com.
Laugh it up now, because this will only be funny for about the next 17 minutes. 

OK, so when “BarackObamaIsYourNewBicycle” makes it into the Post style section, I have already missed the “blogs are the wicked edge of the Revolution and aren’t I clever for being the first kid on the block to know it!” boat. So I was pleased to discover (perhaps to the chagrin of Hillary fans, like my wife and mother-in-law) that there’s a Hillary version up at HillaryIsMomJeans.com.

Laugh it up now, because this will only be funny for about the next 17 minutes.