April 2007
26 posts
whitney music box var. 0 - chromatic - 48 tines →
Music and math .. .definitely cool for the totally uncool.
Spam Poem #6
Sex can Make your fat friends envy you Melt away fat easily Make yourself more attractive to others Stop the painful craving for more food Turn Back The Clock Eliminate all problems and difficulties with our help Abolish everything you owe with out sending another dime Explain this please
Bill Barbot: At skating. Nick struggles with his swizzles; I struggle to schedule developers. What’s wrong with this picture? (via Twitter / Bill Barbot)
Spam Poem #1
Be younger Be healthy Be leaner and slimmer by next week Be respected be polar Be strong, panic-pale Be macho! be theater Be typewrite of kraut Be moneymake go moneymake Be A Sperm-man With Shitload Of Sperms BE like a normal MAN
“Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, RIP
Bill Barbot: Sitting in Mayorga. Waiting on a sammy. Bad jazz, no customers. No cookies, either. (via Twitter / Bill Barbot)
“It’s much work, measuring turtles.”
– MathTrek: Can’t Knock It Down
New Hope for Zach Barocas →
Smoking and caffeine appear to protect against Parkinson’s disease. Will the medical establishment please make up its collective bloody mind?
The Mysterious Pee Shiver →
No, it’s not a Modest Mouse song title. “The shiver is also usually accompanied by a momentary rise in blood pressure and a temporary feeling of euphoria, often causing people to say ‘ahhh…’.”
Neil Pollack's (Alternadad) wry complaint about... →
How DOES one get one’s little one off of simpering fare and into proper superheroes? Alternadad investigates.
The Nail House Gets Nailed →
I don’t know if I’m happy or sad about this; they held out for so long to “get what they wanted,” but in the end, was it about capitulation on the part of the developers or Wu Ping and Yang Wu?
WatchReal-Estate Home Prices plotted on Rollercoaster Tycoon. Is this “creative” approach to displaying data any more effective than the closing line graph? Dunno, but it makes your stomach turn …
“95% of the net is machine-generated robbery and gibberish. Spam. Imagine if...”
– Bruce Sterling
WatchScott Devil and John Satan are … ILLUSIONATORS
“Stands the Spring! heralded by its bright-clothed Trumpeters, of bough and bush...”
– Philip Larkin
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